The Losing Edge Full Episode Season 0. Ep 0. 5all South Park parentsto Fort Collins,and the Little League. Division I Playoffs South Park Season 9 Episode 5UH, HEY GUYS, LOOK WE DONT WANT TO WIN. SO, UH, HERES A LIST OF ALLTHE PITCHES IM GONNA THROW,IN ORDER. Fort Collins kids OOOOOHHH I DONT THINK SO,SOUTH PARK. YEAH, YOU THINKWE WANNA WIN THEN WE HAVE TO KEEP PLAYINGTHIS BORING GAME YEAH UH HUH YOU HATETHIS GAME TOO YEAH AND THEN WE WONTHE STUPID REGIONALSAND HAD TO DO THISLOUSY ASS TOURNAMENT. WE WANNA PLAYVIDEO GAMES OH, NO LOOK, WERE GONNA BE THELOSERS TONIGHT, ALRIGHT I DONT THINK SO THERE IS NO WAYYOU CAN LOSE TO US WERE GOING DOWWWN,WERE GONNA GET CREEEAMMED. NO, WERE GONNAGET CREAMED WELL JUST SEEABOUT THAT OH YEAH YEAH OH BOY,THEYRE REALLY GETTIN INEACH OTHERS HEADSOUT THERE YEAH, LETS GO, SOUTH PARK THESE FORT COLLINS KIDSGOT NOTHIN WEEWWW COME ON, FORT COLLINS,LET EM HAVE IT, YEAH GUESS THATS MY GUY. I CAN TAKE HIM,NO PROBLEM. ALRIGHT, HIT ONEOUT THE PARK FIRST UP FORFORT COLLINS IS. MORGAN PRATT. HEY, BATTER BATTERBATTER BATTER HEY BATTERBATTER BATTER KNOCK IT OUTTATHE PARK, MORGAN CREAM THESE TURDS STRRRIKE YEAH YEAH ALRIGHT DAMMIT COME ON, KID, YOU GOTTAAT LEAST SWING AT IT NO WAY IM STRIKING OUT. DUDE, HES NOT GONNA SWING,SO JUST THROW BALLS. THAT WAY HELL HAVE TOWALK TO FIRST BASE. BALL ALRIGHT MORGAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SWINGWHEN ITS A BALL,OTHERWISE YOULL WALKTO FIRST BASE DONT SWING ONLYIF ITS A STRIKE. WELL, HOW THE SAM HELLAM I SUPPOSED TO KNOWIF HES GONNA BE THROWINGA STRIKE OR A BALL YOU JUSTHAVE TO GUESS AH, JESUS. BALL. BALLLL. STEEERIKE TWO NO THAT WAS NO STRIKE THAT WASA TERRIBLE PITCH YOU NEED SOME GOD DAMNLASIK SURGERY THATAWAY, SOUTH PARK THEY AINTSWINGIN AT NOTHIN South Park The 27 most kickass episodes ever. From demonic woodland critters to fake robots to cat orgies. South Park is fast becoming a TV institution on par with legendary shows like The Simpsons, and, uh The Simpsons. Seriously, thats about it. Its reached that. COME ON, FORT COLLINS THIS TEAM CANT PITCH THERE YOU GO, MORGAN,RUN RUN RUN AW, DAMMIT WHY THE HELL DID YOUSWING AT IT I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA THROWA BALL THAT TIME STRIKE THREE,YOURE OUT ALRIGHT BALL FOUR WHAT WALK TO FIRST WOO AW, GOD DAMMIT SAFE CRUD FORT COLLINS CANT PLAY WHY DONT YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHBEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS COME ON,LETS GO IM RIGHT HERE RANDY. SIT DOWN BEFOREYOU GET HURT MOTHER F GOD DAMMIT STRIKE THREE,YOURE OUT THATS IT, SOUTH PARKWINS THE GAME kids YEAH AW, SPIT OH, IM SORRY I THOUGHT I WASIN AMERICA, IM SORRY. STRIKE THREE,YOURE OUT YEAH ALRIGHT WOO GOD DAMMIT, BRIAN,SWING GREE LEY SUCKS GREE LEY SUCKS BALL FOUR AW, HAMBURGERS. AAAGH STRIKE THREE HOW THE HELLWAS THAT A STRIKE GOD DAMMIT, HE SHOULD BEGOING TO FIRST WHAT, IS THIS A COMMUNISTCOUNTRY OR SOMETHING I THOUGHTI WAS IN AMERICA STRRRRIKE TRES BUENO FANTASTICO VAMANOS PUEBLO VIVA LA PUEBLO PUEBLO NO BUENO PUEBLO ES MUY MAL BALL QUATRO, POR FAVOR slurring DSSSS AMERICA SORRYS AMERICA This must be pretty excitingfor these youngsters,a chance to go tothe national circuit. Watch The Adventures Of Huck Finn Tube Free more. YOU KNOW WHAT THESE GUYSLOOK LIKE TO ME A BUNCH OF WINNERS YEAH, WERE ABOUT TO GETOUR ASSES KICKED I DONT THINK SO YOU GUYS AREWAY TOO GOOD. YOURE THE BESTAT THIS GAME. YOURE THE BEST YOU GUYS ARE SO GOODYOULL PROBABLY GO ALL THE WAYTO WIN THE NATIONAL TITLE Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW Bat Dad HERE WE GO, DENVER THESE SOUTH PARK KIDSGOT NOTHING ON YOU LETS GO, DENVER CHRIS, WILL YOUSIT DOWN FIRST UP TO BAT FORSOUTH PARK, KYLE SCHWARTZ. WHERE DO I STAND RIGHT OVER HERE. DONT THROW THE BALLTOO FASTBECAUSE I MAY GET STARTLEDAND I HAVE ASTHMA. STRIKE ONE YEAH ALRIGHT JESUS, NOT SO CLOSE THAT WAS THREE FEET AWAY FROMHITTING ME IN THE HEAD HES NOT GONNA SWING THROW BALLS OH JESUS STRIKE TWO YEAH WOW, HE IS GREATAT SUCKING WERE GONNA LOSE WERE GONNA LOSE DONT THROW IT SO HARDOR SO CLOSE NEXT TIME. IS IT COLD OUT HERE I THINK I NEED A JACKET. ITS A BUNT RUN, KID, RUN OH JESUS AW, CRAP panting I CANT I CANT KEEPRUNNING LIKE THIS. I HAVE CORNSIN MY FEET KEEP RUNNING, KID THROW THE BALL TO THIRD,YOU IDIOTS HES RUNNING HOME SAFE cheering OH JESUS,DID YOU SEE THAT I HIT A HOME RUN HIGH FIVE,EVERYBODY OH MY GOD THEIR PITCHER WAS ABLE TO HITHIM RIGHT ON THE BAT DUDE, WE HAD ITALL WRONG WHILE WE SPENT ALL OUR TIMETRYING TO MAKE OUR TEAM SUCK,THESE GUYS PRACTICED AND GOTREALLY GOOD AT SUCKING cheering NO YEAH, GO TOKEN, GO ALRIGHT, DENVER,YOURE UP TO BAT NOW OUT YAY YAY JESUS CHRIST THEY CAN BATTHEMSELVES OUT OUR WHOLE SUMMER, DUDE. WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS BORING GAMEALL SUMMER LONG. SON OF A BISCUIT Its the bottom of the lastinning here at Coors Field. AND THE SCORE ISSOUTH PARK 2. DENVER ZERO STRIKE ONE COME ON, DENVER GET THE LEAD OUT DO NOT CROSSTHE BAT DAAADD JEEZ, I REALLY WISHTHIS GUY WOULD SHUT UP. WHY DONT YOU JUSTGO HOME, SOUTH PARK YOU CANT BEAT DENVER Randy DENVER SUCKS ASS COME ON, SOUTH PARK THESE KIDS CANT PLAY IN FACT. THESE KIDSARE TERRIBLE STRIKE TWO OH JESUS,WERE GONNA WIN IVE NEVER WON A SPORT BEFORE,THIS IS SO EXCITING ITS OVER, DENVER,SOUTH PARK WHOOPED YOUR ASS YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTHBEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO, HUH AAHGHGHH THIS CANT GETANY WORSE. NOW FOR THEFINISHING MOVE YOURE ABOUT TO BEBAT DADDED OOOF IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS SOUTH PARK IS JUSTONE PITCH AWAYFROM BEINGSTATE CHAMPIONS Oh jeez, and it looks liketwo parents are fighting THEY BETTER BE CAREFUL,THE LITTLE LEAGUE HASA NO TOLERANCE POLICY STOP STOP OR YOURE GONNA GETYOUR TEAMS DISQUALIFIED DISQUALIFIED FIGHT KEEP FIGHTING BREAK IT UP BREAK IT UP RARGRRGG THATS ENOUGH THE NEXT PERSON THAT FIGHTS ISGETTING HIS TEAM DISQUALIFIED HES DONE FOR ANYWAY. COME ON, DAD,GET UP GET UP,YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ALRIGHT, COME ON,LETS PLAY BALL chanting RAN DY WE LOST WHAT I THOUGHT IT WASA FREE COUNTRY Stan DAD YOURE THE GREATEST NEED TO GET INTHE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE. Okay clicks off belches farts CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, BOYS WERE PLAYING IN THE STATECHAMPIONSHIP GAME parents cheering WERE SO PROUDOF YOU KIDS WHAT HAPPENS IF WE WIN THESTATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME WELL, THEN YOUR WHOLESEASON STARTS OVER BUT ON THENATIONAL CIRCUIT YOU GET TO SPEND YOUR WHOLESUMMER PLAYING BASEBALL WHAT YOU CAN DO IT, KIDS,WE KNOW YOU CAN WIN STATE THEN WELL SPENDTHE WHOLE SUMMERGOING TO NEBRASKA ANDIOWA AND WYOMING. OH, NO NO, NO, NO DAD DAD, WE NEED TO TALK. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, STAN THE STATECHAMPIONSHIP GAME. ITS. THE GREATEST THING EVER. GOD DAMMIT. I WORKED HARD,BELIEVED IN MYSELF,AND NOW IM GONNA BE FIGHTINGIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Watch Everafter Mediafire'>Watch Everafter Mediafire. THIS IS GONNA BE THEBIGGEST FIGHT OF MY LIFE. Cold Case Season 5 Episode 4. THIS IS NEWS FOURAT NOON THE COLORADO LITTLE LEAGUESTATE CHAMPIONSHIPIS BEING PLAYED THIS WEEK. TWO TEAMS OF YOUNGSTERSGET TO GO HEAD TO HEADAT THE MAJOR LEAGUE STADIUMDOWNTOWN. TOM, IM STANDING HEREWITH THE LITTLE SLUGGERSAND SOME OF THEIR PARENTS,AND I CANT TELL YOUHOW EXCITED THEY ARE I DONT SUPPOSED YOU GUYSWANT TO WIN THIS GAME WIN MARSH, YOU MUST BEVERY PROUD OF YOUR SON. THEYVE WORKED REALLY HARDTO GET HERE, CHRIS,AND YOU KNOW, I DONT LIKE TOREALLY TALK TRASH, BUT,I DONT THINK DENVERHAS A CHANCE OH MARSH, ANY COMMENT WELL, I THINK THATTHERES A MR. MARSH WHO WANTS TO HEARFROM A MR. MARSH I AM THE ULTIMATE LITTLE LEAGUETRASH TALKING FATHER I AM THE BAT DAD ALRIGHT, MR. NELSON,LETS GO, COME ON. BAT DAD KNOWS NO FEAR BAT DAD KNOWSNO PAIN I WANT YOU, MARSH,I WANT YOU WELL, TENSION ISCERTAINLY HIGH HERE,BUT I GUESS EVERYTHING WILL BEDECIDED ON THE PLAYING FIELD. OH MY GOD. GOOD LUCK, YOUREGONNA NEED IT YEAH, YOU CANTLOSE TO US WERE TERRIBLE DUDE, WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO WE CANT WIN THIS GAME WAIT IVE GOT IT, YOU GUYS AT THIS POINT IN A SPORTS MOVIE,THE TEAM ALWAYS GOES OUTAND FINDS A REALLY SWEET PLAYERTO JOIN THEIR TEAM. LIKE THAT MOTORCYCLE KIDIN.