The Perfect Porsche 9. Really Does Exist And It's Lifted And Bright Purple. If there’s one car that really, truly got me into cars, it has to be the Porsche 9.

I have seen many very good Porsche 9. Leh Keen’s off- road- ready Safari 6 9. I’ve ever seen. Everything about this build is absolute perfection. It’s bright, shiny metallic purple on the outside. It has the psychedelic “Pasha” cloth inside.

There’s a manual gearbox like God intended a fun- Porsche to have. It’s aircooled, with both an engine and a ducktail spoiler in the back. It’s lifted, with a meaty skid plate and mud flaps. There’s a pod of rally lights up front. And did I mention it’s purple? True Blood Free Streaming Season 7 more.

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The backs of the seats match the purple exterior. Please excuse me while I melt into a puddle of awe.

Safari 6—the sixth car of racing driver Leh Keen’s rally- inspired 9. I can’t stand it. It’s perfect. So perfect. Maybe even too perfect.

Honestly, the only thing it’s missing is a hydraulic handbrake for maximum hoon- diculousness. Get on that, Leh. Or don’t. Because then I couldn’t even stand it. The perfect Porsche would exist in its true, complete form and I’m pretty sure my brain would just explode before I could even ask if I could do donuts in it. Anyone else using the eggplant emoji, just delete your account right now. You will never out- eggplant the eggplant- hued Porsche. Watch Hotel Transylvania Streaming.

Nothing else is worthy. In fact, shut down the entire internet. None of us are worthy.

This is the perfect car.